The Weekly Bugle is P.S. 38's school newspaper. All the students think it stinks and is really boring, especially considering that the weekly bugle has no sense of humor and only comes out once a month. Nate tried adding a Dr. Cesspool, his comic, but kids complained that it was too violent.
Nate contributed to the newspaper with "Bugle Blasts". On his first column, he wrote the Teacher Tidbits, and a Romance Report. He made fun of Randy at the end in "Guess that Guy" because Randy made Nate's soda can splash root beer all over him, Nate got laughed at by the whole school, then he got in trouble with the principal and Randy taunted Nate all afternoon. Randy attacked Nate even though "Guess That Guy" let Nate get even with Randy. Nate retired Bugle Blasts after the first column.