|Lives In:||Grandparent's house|
|First Appearance:||August 1 2005|
Theodore Wright played the oboe in fifth grade. Although he ultimately gave up the class, he would continue with the instrument for many years. He was bullied by someone named Marvin in high school. He smashed Ted's Thundercats lunchbox against a wall, and the event would remain forever seared into Ted's mind. He went to college, but soon moved out, as he said the dorm was "a cruel, hard place."
In his adulthood, Ted still lived with his parents, not being able to get a job, or anything. He claims to have an online girlfriend, who he met on Plants vs Zombies, as he is a gamer. When Nate asked him where she lives, Ted gave the location of Fiji. Shortly afterwards, Ted showed his parents her profile picture to prove it. He told them that she was good looking, but his mother realized it was simply a picture of Beyonce, a musical celebrity. Vern knew that because he read People in his Proctologist's waiting room.
Ted is overweight, and seems unconcerned about hygiene.
Personality and Traits
Ted is still living with his parents, not being able to get a job, or anything. Like School Picture Guy, he is not used to living out of his parents. He is irresponsible and lazy, and seems unconcerned about being clean. He has been described by his father to be "buttstuck on our [Ted's parents'] couch, playing World of Warcraft. He is a gamer, also excelling at Plants vs. Zombies and Halo. He is also a large fan of Battlestar: Galactica.
He likes playing Monopoly, even though those who play with him will probably tire out of boredom.
- He will not stop playing the oboe, even though he gave it up in fifth grade.
- He likes to wear Neil Diamond shirts.
- He once wore a My Little Pony T-Shirt
- He doesn't like Star Trek.