Nate has had a lot of nicknames for his classmates and students because he's the nickname czar of P.S. 38. Here is a list of all of them.
Nate Wright[]
- Nickname Czar
- Mower Whisperer
- Mr. Zero
- Doof
- Shutout
- Butt Nugget (Nicknamed by Randy)
Francis Pope[]
- Dub
- Butthurts
- Butt Boy (nicknamed by Randy)
Gina Hemphill-Toms[]
- Suck-up
- Captain Clueless
- Silent But Deadly
- Pushy McBossAround
- Needle Nose
Artur Pashkov[]
- Fart Bucket
- Piece of Dry Toast
- Bogey Bunny
- Ingrown Toenail
- Cuddle Slug
- Glass of Warm Prune Juice
- Sweat Monkey
- Zitwagon
- Sad Little Clown
- Barf-o-Matic
- Sand Crab
- Weasel Boy
- Nate Wanna-Be
- Pea Brain
- Wussykins
- Soon-to-be former boyfriend
- Mister Perfect
- Peachy McWonderful
Randy Betancourt[]
- Dirt Bag
- Scuzzball
- Bonehead
- Jerk
- Toolbox
- Nose Wipe
- Butt Nugget
- Doorknob
- Dipwad
- Double Butt Nugget
- All of above
Mrs. Bigbee[]
- Mrs. Big Butt
Clara Godfrey[]
- Animal Planet
- Bacon
- Beast
- Big Bang
- Big Mama
- Black Widow
- Boredom.com
- Boxcars
- Bride Of Sasquatch
- Butter Butt
- Cankles
- Chins-R-US
- Clarabell
- Crab Cakes
- Cruella
- Dark Side of the Moon
- Death Breath
- Dragon Breath
- Dullapalooza
- Dump Truck
- Egg Salad
- El Guapo
- Extra Cheese
- Extra Crispy
- Fat Albert
- Fat City
- Free Willy
- Fried Dough
- Gas House
- Gas Station
- God-awful
- Godzilla
- Heart attack
- Heidi
- Heidi Ho-Ho
- Helmet Head/Hair
- Hey Moe
- I Can't Believe She's Not Butter
- Jabba the Hutt
- Jabba the Gut
- Jaws
- Lady Gargoyle
- Lassie
- Lord Voldemort
- Lucifer
- Madame Bovine
- Madame X
- Madonuts
- My Little Phony
- Oh, the humanity
- One-Ton Soup
- Ozone
- Pardon My Nachos
- Pass the Gravy
- Pat
- Plan B
- Pudge
- Queen Kong
- Shamu
- She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
- Sticky buns
- The Eighth Continent
- There's No Place Like Homework
- Thigh Master
- Titanic
- Venus de Silo
- Wide Load
- Wrecking Ball
Coach John[]
- Fast Break
Mrs. Hollis[]
- Livin' La Vida Donuts
- Fat Elvis
- Lotta
- McNuggets
Mr.Gaffney[]
- Al G (Amish-Looking Guy)
- Big Fella
- Gaffer
- Gaffs
- Al
Mr. Galvin[]
- Shifting Plates
- G-Rex
- Boredom = mc2
Mr. Aiken[]
- Generic Sub
Wesley Nichols[]
- Shemp
- Big Kahuna
- Big Guy
- Big Fella
Mr. Aldridge[]
- Press "escape"
Mrs. Brindle[]
- Recipe for disaster
Mr. Staples[]
- < fun
Ms. LaChance[]
- Ooh La Loser