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A Yo Mama Smackdown is a game where two people say "Yo Mama" jokes at each other until one doesn’t know what to say in his or her place. A Yo Mama Smackdown is usually witnessed by a crowd, such as in the cafeteria. Nate Wright is the so-called "master" of Yo Mama Smackdowns. He can shamelessly beat pros and tough people by saying one single line.
Nate Wright[]
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she looks in a mirror it says "Viewer Discretion Advised."
Yo Mama's so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo Mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo.
Yo-Yo Ma is a great cello player!
Yo Mama's so fat, she picks her teeth with the Olsen twins.
Yo Mama's so nasty, lice have her!
Yo so pathetic that you recycle lame insults from the internet and pretend that you were smart enough to think it up yourself!
Yo mama so fat, there are mile markers on her pantyhose!
Teddy Ortiz[]
Yo Mama's so fat, she puts on perfume with a crop duster. (partially said by Teddy)
Yo Mama's so fat, when she eats at KFC, she licks other people's fingers.
Yo Mama's so fat, she eats with three utensils, a knife, a spoon, and a forklift.
Yo Mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends.
Yo Mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall has set up base camp in her bathroom.
Yo Mama's so big, she buys her girdles by the yard!
Randy Betancourt[]
Yo Mama's so ugly, people dress up as HER for Halloween!
Appearances[]
- Big Nate: Revenge of the Cream Puffs.
- Nate Wright has a Yo Mama Smackdown with many people throughout the strip as well. This includes Francis and Teddy, as well as bullies (Randy) and other jerks in the book.
- Big Nate: From the Top
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