Theodore Wright, known to Nate and Ellen Wright as Uncle Ted, is the son of Vern and Marge Wright. He is also the brother of Martin Wright and therefore the uncle of Nate and Ellen Wright.
Biography[]
Early life[]
Ted Wright played the oboe in fifth grade. Although he ultimately gave up the class, he always thought he would continue with the oboe. However, in many years, he still hasn't done so, and that lets him make up many excuses to not do any housework.
He was bullied by someone named Marvin in high school. He smashed Ted's Thundercats lunchbox against a wall, and the event would remain forever seared into Ted's mind. He went to college, but soon moved out, as he said the dorm was "a cruel, hard place."
Adulthood[]
In his adulthood, Ted still lives with his parents, not being able to get a job. He claims why he will not get a job is because he needs to "complete his journey on self-discovery." He claims to have an online girlfriend, who he met on Plants vs Zombies, as he is a gamer. When Nate asked him where she lives, Ted gave the location of Fiji. Shortly afterward, Ted showed his parents her profile picture to prove it. He told them that she was good looking, but his mother, Marge, realized it was simply a picture of Beyonce, a musical celebrity. Ted's parents knew that because Marge's husband, Vern, read a magazine called People in his Proctologist's waiting room.
Physical Description[]
Ted is overweight and seems unconcerned about hygiene. He also has a very unicorn-like haircut, and he wears very messy clothes.
Personality and Traits[]
Ted is still living with his parents, not being able to get a job or anything. Like School Picture Guy, he is not used to living out of his parents. He is irresponsible and lazy and seems unconcerned about being clean.
He has been described by his father to be "buttstuck on our couch, playing World of Warcraft." He is a gamer, also excelling at Plants vs. Zombies and Halo. He is also a huge fan of Battlestar: Galactica, which his family always mistakes for Star Trek, annoying Ted.
He likes playing Monopoly, even though he always tires the other players out of boredom and cheats. He played with Nate, Francis, and Teddy on New Year's Eve, and the "government" gave him a ten-thousand-dollar bailout and his "Board of Directors" gave him a few railroads. The bailout and railroads were from himself. Francis resolves to never play Monopoly with Ted again after the game.
Trivia[]
- He says he will not give up his love for the oboe, even though he gave it up in fifth grade.
- He likes to wear Neil Diamond shirts.
- He once wore a "My Little Pony" T-Shirt.
- He also is very lazy and plays shooter games.
- He one time had to paint with Nate but did no work.
- Once in 2014, he revealed he was a cancer trying to impess a woman.
- However, it is possible he was lying to make her interested in him.
- He watches cat videos for 10 hours a day
