Eddie the Mole is a student at P.S. 38. He usually hangs out in the bathroom and people pay him to give reports. Nate Wright once bought a science report from him, but he ended up writing one himself after Francis persuaded him that it was the right thing to do.

Eddie's Sales

Product Cost
C-Paper $2
B-Paper $3
A-Paper $4
A-Paper with Bibliography $5


  • It is unknown what his real name is.